WHO Poll
Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
37%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



bruuuno 12:03 Thu Oct 7
Employing a social media manager
I’m looking to hire someone to set up an Instagram account, update it regularly and all that bollocks and need someone who can do everything including the taking of photos. Has anyone here used such a service? Is it difficult finding one who can be a photographer and manage the SM? Any idea of costs etc?

I would have a google search but I’m a bit of a div with stuff like this (hence my requirements) so wondered if any self employed/business owning WHOers could share their experiences

Ta

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CrowleyHammer 6:40 Fri Oct 8
Re: Employing a social media manager
The new KevTee more likely.

collyrob 6:06 Fri Oct 8
Re: Employing a social media manager
You’re not going to be one of them gimps who records themselves watching West Ham are you?

bruuuno 12:47 Fri Oct 8
Re: Employing a social media manager
Interesting that you say that. By engaging with this bullshit I can earn a living essentially from being myself and doing what I enjoy. Resisting means a life grafting in a job that doesn’t suit my personality or skill set. It’s certainly been a dilemna

Nurse Ratched 12:38 Fri Oct 8
Re: Employing a social media manager
I could not disagree more. You've been sucked in. Better to be honest with yourself.

bruuuno 12:15 Fri Oct 8
Re: Employing a social media manager
Thanks charoo - got your who mail and is just what I was looking for.

Nurse - up until recently I’ve been of that mindset but I’ve realised that it’s better to be the cancer than the patient and it’s time to milk the zuckermongs of their (husbands/dads) hard earned.

Hammer and Pickle 3:31 Thu Oct 7
Re: Employing a social media manager
One suspects he is not being entirely serious, the little scamp.

Nurse Ratched 2:44 Thu Oct 7
Re: Employing a social media manager
Christ.

Bruuno, do yourself and the human race a favour and don't feed the cancer.

collyrob 2:28 Thu Oct 7
Re: Employing a social media manager
Just use your Grindr pics pal.

Mike Oxsaw 2:15 Thu Oct 7
Re: Employing a social media manager
What you need is somebody with a really robust degree in Sociology.

Not a run-of-the-mill degree, but one that is a cut above all other Sociology degrees (even if it is only the holder that has such an opinion of it).

No idea where to find such a person though - I live in the real world.

Count of Zoltania 2:00 Thu Oct 7
Re: Employing a social media manager
He be busy

Hammer and Pickle 1:54 Thu Oct 7
Re: Employing a social media manager
This looks like a job for Lord Zoltan - if he can squeeze you into his hectic schedule of weddings, bar mitzvah and Conservative Party conferences.

Vexed 1:45 Thu Oct 7
Re: Employing a social media manager
From what I've seen he is mentally very close to being a five year old. Perhaps four and half.

Charoo 1:44 Thu Oct 7
Re: Employing a social media manager
Bruuuno

I’d have no fucking clue myself. Social media is the Devil but as a business it can be a money making devil.

My mate is the CEO of a good website/Seo/socials company. They do all of our work, they are reasonable, do a good job and we get good results from it.

I’ll who mail you the details and if you want to get in touch with what you want they’ll quote you without hassling you.

Charoo 1:44 Thu Oct 7
Re: Employing a social media manager
Bruuuno

I’d have no fucking clue myself. Social media is the Devil but as a business it can be a money making devil.

My mate is the CEO of a good website/Seo/socials company. They do all of our work, they are reasonable, do a good job and we get good results from it.

I’ll who mail you the details and if you want to get in touch with what you want they’ll quote you without hassling you.

Coffee 1:40 Thu Oct 7
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BRANDED 12:45 Thu Oct 7

Trouble is that bruuuuno is not a five year-old. It's a widespread disadvantage in the age of social media.

Lee Trundle 1:03 Thu Oct 7
Re: Employing a social media manager
I'd have thought there'd be a plethora of these types of idiots around to do this with their MEDIA STUDIES qualifications?

Mike Oxsaw 12:51 Thu Oct 7
Re: Employing a social media manager
Given those requirements I could offer you a full-access 5G mobile phone network staffed with people who could meet those demands.

Got the funding ready?

BRANDED 12:45 Thu Oct 7
Re: Employing a social media manager
Most five year olds can do this.





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